I told Ryan I want Ray Bans and he said to put them on our wedding registry.
Does he even know what a wedding registry is? *insert epic face palm here.*
I posted this photo on instagram and some really cool people liked it.
You learn to love yourself when someone loves you unconditionally.
When my employees disrespect me.
I’m not sorry that you’re 50 and a 22 year old is your boss.
why does rainbow road exist
to separate the weak from the strong
this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.
i’m 28 and never knew this
I still want you to flirt with me.
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him