burning-ones-arise:

10.14.14

burning-ones-arise:

10.14.14

I told Ryan I want Ray Bans and he said to put them on our wedding registry.

Does he even know what a wedding registry is? *insert epic face palm here.*

reinventing-your-exit:

I posted this photo on instagram and some really cool people liked it.

You learn to love yourself when someone loves you unconditionally.

When my employees disrespect me.

Seriously.
I’m not sorry that you’re 50 and a 22 year old is your boss.

nerdjpg:

perks-of-being-chinese:

why does rainbow road exist

to separate the weak from the strong

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

vikkilovely:

I almost died laughing.

noodlejerk:

😍

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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